so i used to hate sakhmet solitaire like the way you have to click on the card and then click again and the whole page reloads etc etc etc
but today i played normal solitaire
and found myself internally griping about having to physically move the cards
like omg i have to drag this card all the way over there ugh this is so much work why can’t i just click it
and then i realized what i was doing and sat for a little bit and cried because good god i am the laziest fuck to ever exist
so this weekend i was hanging out with my family and eating dinner and my mom was trying to get my cousin to eat more food because she got way too much fried chicken
and he goes
“no thanks, i’m satiated”
and i almost screamed because tbh i have never heard anyone use that word outside of neopets
What bugs me about Poogs is the lack of nose. HOW DO THEY BREATHE THROUGH THEIR SKIN?Kau has a hairless cat named Calvin? I take offense. I love them!look i realize poogles are supposed to be like dogs or some shit and everyone loves them
but they don’t look furry they just look fleshy and gross like when you pet them their skin stretches and bunches up like a hairless cat’s ugh no
Poogles are beautiful.
Poogles creep me right the fuck out.
Like, look at their eyes. What’s going on there? Do they all have black irises? Are the pupils white?
But that’s just aesthetic, it’s not that weird.
The thing that really gets me is their teeth. They look so nice and friendly, but go look at a transparent Poogle or a de-skinned robot. LOOK AT THOSE TEETH.
THOSE ARE CARNIVORE TEETH.
And from the site itself: “Poogles may look cute and cuddly, but if you annoy them you may discover they have lots of razor sharp teeth!”
If you piss them off
THEY WILL EAT YOU
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