SORRY FOR PARTY KRAWKIN'

so i used to hate sakhmet solitaire like the way you have to click on the card and then click again and the whole page reloads etc etc etc

but today i played normal solitaire

and found myself internally griping about having to physically move the cards

like omg i have to drag this card all the way over there ugh this is so much work why can’t i just click it

and then i realized what i was doing and sat for a little bit and cried because good god i am the laziest fuck to ever exist

…eeeehhhh.

…eeeehhhh.

so this weekend i was hanging out with my family and eating dinner and my mom was trying to get my cousin to eat more food because she got way too much fried chicken

and he goes

"no thanks, i’m satiated"

and i almost screamed because tbh i have never heard anyone use that word outside of neopets

mutantcybunny:

maniacalkyriis:

kautipper:

neopiabound:

look i realize poogles are supposed to be like dogs or some shit and everyone loves them

but they don’t look furry they just look fleshy and gross like when you pet them their skin stretches and bunches up like a hairless cat’s ugh no

Kau has a hairless cat named Calvin? I take offense. I love them!

Poogles are beautiful.

What bugs me about Poogs is the lack of nose. HOW DO THEY BREATHE THROUGH THEIR SKIN?

Poogles creep me right the fuck out.

Like, look at their eyes.  What’s going on there?  Do they all have black irises?  Are the pupils white?

But that’s just aesthetic, it’s not that weird.

The thing that really gets me is their teeth.  They look so nice and friendly, but go look at a transparent Poogle or a de-skinned robot.  LOOK AT THOSE TEETH.

THOSE ARE CARNIVORE TEETH.

And from the site itself: “Poogles may look cute and cuddly, but if you annoy them you may discover they have lots of razor sharp teeth!”

If you piss them off

THEY WILL EAT YOU

uh
i, uh, forgot
about my habi
for
a
week

uh

i, uh, forgot

about my habi

for

a

week

moominboy:

neopets, neoclassicalpets, impressionistpets, modernpets, postmodernpets, surrealpets, contemporarypets 

/SHRIEKING

/SHRIEKING

It’s official.

I really

FUCKING

hate Petpet Cannon.

i always get really bummed out that nobody ever buys anything from my shop

and then i remember you have to actually put things in your shop for people to buy

and then i’m like fuck that noise and go back to slavedriving my p3s.

has anyone made a blog called ‘laughingalonewithneopets’ yet
because i made you some fanart if you exist
if not here is a sign of my spiraling sanity

has anyone made a blog called ‘laughingalonewithneopets’ yet

because i made you some fanart if you exist

if not here is a sign of my spiraling sanity